My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
I once put the Bible in the fiction section.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
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