A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to do suicide, and the librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
Library Suicide Book
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. Some dude wants to check out a book on how to off himself. The librarian, being the sassy gatekeeper of knowledge, basically tells him to kick rocks because she knows he ain't gonna return the book since, ya know, he'll be pushing up daisies. Get it? You probably don't, given your track record with understanding basic jokes.