Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, weโre in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We canโt be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
Two sentence horror stories go.
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to do suicide, and the librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what itโs like with a mummy or daddy.
"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
"I'm thinking about killing off the main character in this book I'm writing."
"What type of book is it?"
"An autobiography."
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
