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I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair.
Guess who likes vegetables now?
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.
Music days be like:
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
I like cats.