Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Like Jokes
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I canât even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Like (DYM 82).
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
