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Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.

A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)

Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!

Like this if you like me.

I like moldy food.

Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.

Little Johnny paints them black.

Little Johnny went to a gun store.

Little Johnny made a big mess.

The cemetery people were getting paid.

Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.

You're as tall as a giraffe.

Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!

Juice WRLD

More like "Juice Boxed."

RIP tho.

I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.

Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.

Bent and far back.

Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."

Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.

Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.

Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?

It gives him gas.

Jesse: Do you like my ball?

Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?

Jesse: No, they do not leave me.

Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.

Mase looks like a fat gay dude.