Like jokes
Top tip; if your wife asks, "What would you like to do to my body?" 'Identify it' is the wrong answer.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
Friend: If you don't like my bad jokes, I will tell some stand up comedy.
Me: But you are not standing:)
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."
No, a lot's been through you.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Your head looks like a joke.
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.
You remind me of a pencil.
Why?
Because at one time, you actually made a valid point. This time, everything is pointless with you around.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”