Like jokes

1, 2 you built like a dork.

3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.

Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

Why do apple trees like emo kids?

Because they like to play yoyo with them.

The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:

"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."

😳

How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?

'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.

Sorry to hear you feel like poo!

Abortion isn't murder, it's more like backspacing a typo.

So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.

Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit's fingers!

POV: me telling a joke.

My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.

Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.

Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?

It gives him gas.

Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.

My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.

Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.

My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.

If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!

But freshfry, how are you!

Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!