I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
Evil Duck Lords Of America
if you don't like my spelling explain bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear I've got more internet power and meme power so shut the Duck up and get a life and stay off my property or the internet.