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You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
I like cats.
Autistic kids are like cats. Prove me wrong.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.
One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.