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The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
Memes
You look like my friend when he smile
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Like (DYM 82).
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.