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Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
Memes
When you reverse the roles be like:
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
Like (DYM 82).
Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
Like (DYM 148).
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.