Like jokes
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
😳
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Memes
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.