Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
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🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
Like (DYM 148).
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
I like pie.
If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
