Like jokes
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
"Time"? More like waiting.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
Memes
Me at a restaurant
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.