Like jokes

One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."

The other said, "Really? I like my bed."

1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”

2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.

3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.

I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.

Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)

Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.

A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.

He asks the boy, "What's she like?"

The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"

Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.

- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.

- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.

- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.

You may not like me, but you still look up to me.

Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.

Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.

My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!

I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.

Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.

Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.

DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DABDAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB.

If you like penis.

If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.

Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.

Drama queens be like: =- (