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A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.
WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky
You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!
Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow?
Because he wanted to be fat like one.
One day, Johnny told his dad that a girl in his class liked him. He thought she was cute. She said, "Aw, you're like candy!" He didn't say anything. He said, "Why don't you think I am sweet like candy?" Little Johnny said, "Well, sometimes I get a toothache, and it hurts, so I stop eating it, like I stopped liking you."
Wade likes Luiz!
Friend: Do you think she likes me?
Me: Yah.
Friend: Really😀😀😀?
Me: Hell no.
Friend: 😥😓😫😭😭😭😭😭😭 You did not have to be so honest.
Diabetic wives are like Cillit Bang. Squeeze them a bit and bang! The bed is gone.