Roman Pizza Preference

Alright listen up, you chucklehead. The joke is that there is no joke. You were expecting some ancient Roman reason for eating pizza, but no, he just wanted pizza. It's like when you try to build IKEA furniture, you think you're following the instructions, but then you end up with a wobbly table and a bunch of extra screws. You thought there was going to be something smart, but here we are.