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Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?

Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!

So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."

Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.

Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.

And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like

Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!

When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.

FUCKING MENT

What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?

Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.

Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!

A cat in the desert be like:

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like penis in my bum!

Like if you are emo.

My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.

Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.

Charlie likes big, black chocolate.

A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."

Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.

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Comment if u liked the picture of Gwen in her "Bra."

What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"