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Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
"Balls" got me like: 😂
Dani: Hey, do you like rapists?
Tess: No!
Dani: Oh, well I'm a rapist!
Tess: Oh!
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
Why are dildos like a ratcheting wrench? They both make lots of noise and get their job done.
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
Mom: Clean your room! Me: No, it’s my room, and I don’t want to clean it. Mom: You are nothing like Mrs. Smith’s daughter. Me: Well, I’m not Mrs. Smith’s daughter now, am I? You are the worst. Why are you trying to compare me with Mrs. Smith’s daughter? I’m not her, OK? I am not her, so stop! Mom: Do you know what? I pushed you out of my hula for 43 minutes! Do not make me hate you, because guess what? I brought you into the world, and I can take you out of it! Me: Bro.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
I didn't like having long nails, but they're growing on me.