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Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.
Lemme treat you like I treat my homework: slam you on my desk and do you all night.
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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