Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
Like Jokes
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Hi, I like food.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
Like this if you like me.
I like moldy food.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.