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What do cows like to do?

Cow-culating!

Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.

Dad fucked Mom.

Mom fucked son.

Son fucked sister.

Sister fucked dog.

Dog fucked cat.

Cat fucked bird.

Bird fucked fish.

Fish fucked Dad.

Dad really liked it!

"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."

I like to drown in a pool.

I mean billiards...

What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?

Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?

A: Because it doesn't have a home button.

Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?

Because they like to have a home.

Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.

Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.

Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.

Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.

What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!

So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.

What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?

Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?

I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...

"Fish, why you no fly?"

"I don't like being caught naked."

I like cats.

Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.

Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers