Law jokes
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.
A priest, a pedo, and a rapist walk into a bar and that's just the first guy.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
I remember my mom's last words before her divorce, "Did you just load in me?"
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."
Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.