Law jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.
What did the pedophile say to the kids?
"FUCK!"
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
A lady runs into a police station and yells, "Help, help! I've been graped!"
A police officer says, "Do you mean raped?"
The girl then replies, "No, there was a bunch of 'em!"
Ohio getting out of hand
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well, I have! I was wrongfully accused of larceny yesterday. I'm not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.
Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because he's a registered sex offender.
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Why was the guitarist arrested? He fingered a minor.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know a pedophile,
And he says he knows you.
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.