Officer: Hi, how high are you?
Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"
Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.
Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.
Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.
High Cop
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the cop asks the pothead how high he is, but the pothead corrects his grammar. Then the cop admits he's also been high since last night, and the pothead offers him weed. It's funny because cops aren't supposed to be high or accept drugs from citizens.
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