Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
Law Jokes
My mum touched my friend, but she wasn’t the she’s only 12.
There were three men in a car: the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes them to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer." The homeless man says, "I'm not really homeless," and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, I'm a cop!"
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?
Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.
Why did Kamala Harris visit the library?
To check out some “law” books and maybe return a few skeletons.
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old.
My dad came over late at night. He was drunk. He started telling me how useless I was. Then I went to the kitchen, grabbed a knife, and stabbed him in the chest 47 times.
Three minutes later, he died. Now I’m losing my mind and cutting myself.
I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
What’s the definition of a pedophile, Tyler?
A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."
