Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the street?
To get them in his van.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. This joke is about a pedo (you might be one, judging by your taste in humor). He pretends to help kids cross the street, but really he just wants to kidnap them in his van. You probably need help crossing the street yourself, ya dingus.