Vegetable Incarceration

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about *wordplay*, see? It's funny because the vegetable "kaled" a man, which sounds like "killed." And instead of stealing a gold bar measured in *carats* like ya see in rings and stuff, it's *carrots*. Get it? You probably don't because vegetables are healthy and you're as pale as a vampire. Go touch some grass.