12 Year Old Friend

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark, okay? Chris Hansen is the dude from "To Catch a Predator." So, meeting him because you're friends with a 12-year-old means somethin' real nasty is goin' down. I'm talkin' predator-level bad. You probably didn't catch that because your brain is smoother than a baby's butt. Stay woke!