Law jokes
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
I ate a man because he was dead!
Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.