Law jokes
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
If the shoe doesn't fit, there's no evidence.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Jared from Subway touches the youth.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi