Law jokes
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Memes
I took my mother-in-law out today...
I love being a sniper.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Jared from Subway touches the youth.
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."