Law jokes
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
Memes
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
If the shoe doesn't fit, there's no evidence.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!