Law jokes
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
Memes
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.