Law jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Jared from Subway touches the youth.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
I ate a man because he was dead!
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.