Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Law Jokes
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
My doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15. Problem solved!
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
