Law jokes
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
Today sucked. My friend fell off a cliff, and I went to jail.
I was taking a walk near the prison when I saw a good looking guy climbing down the fence, and when he noticed me, he gave me a sneer! It was pretty condescending.
Memes
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
So a lady was walking down the street with two bags, and one of the bags was leaking $100 bills. A cop pulls up and he says, “Ma’am, ma’am, your bag is leaking hundred dollar bills.” Then she says, “Oh, thank you. I wonder how long that’s been going on.” And the cop says, “Before I help you, may I ask why your bag is leaking $100 bills?” And the lady says, “OK, I’ll tell you. So I live next to a stadium, and I have this beautiful rose garden, but these dumb teenagers always try and pee on the rosebushes. So they stick their junk through the fence, and I grab their junk. I said, ‘$100 dollars or it’s coming off.’” The cop says, “Oh, OK, well what’s the other bag for?” And she says, “Well, not all of them want to give me $100.”
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
Space therapist in between the e and the r.
The rapists!
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."