Law jokes
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"
Bill Cosplay
How do you get away with rape?
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
Gun control...
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered A minor (get it, like the chord A minor)?
A 6-year-old girl decides to get baptized. She walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately, the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her in the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl drowned and died...
Later on, when the pastor was better and thrown in jail, all he had to say to the mortified family was, “Well, at least she’s in heaven!”
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!