Law jokes
"Don’t be dumb, make sure she’s numb."
- Bill Cosby
What's the best way to get a man to confess to a rape?
Ask him to tell a rape joke.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.
Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
What to gift a child molester who already has everything? A bigger county with more believers.
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
Why did Kamala Harris visit the library?
To check out some “law” books and maybe return a few skeletons.
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
Q: How do you know a wishing well works?
A: If your mother-in-law falls down it.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!