7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
"He scratched his face up, detective. That did it."
"Did I do that?"
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
