Law jokes
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives.
Condoms 99 percent effective.
Birth control 99 percent effective.
Etc.
Just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time (only cost 20 years in jail ;)
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion!! 🦁
In a jar on his desk along with a lifetime ban from the zoo...
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
"He scratched his face up, detective. That did it."
"Did I do that?"
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.