Law jokes
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
Age is just a number, Jail is just a room.
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
I lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free.
"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."
Murder, murder, suicide by police.
Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!
I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!
So I was at high school one day in the bathrooms, and I'm circumcised, and the kid next to me wasn't, so he showed me his pp, and he had a foreskin, so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired...
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?