My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
Law Jokes
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
"He scratched his face up, detective. That did it."
"Did I do that?"
My grandfather has the heart of a lion!! 🦁
In a jar on his desk along with a lifetime ban from the zoo...
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
What was a pedophile's hardest thing? Fitting in!
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
