A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery story. The young boy then screams to a random woman “ your an ugly bitch”. The mother grabs her son, and says “ I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos? They both have barcodes
So Johnny was working at a deli, a woman walks up and asks, do you have any salad? Johnny says no, she asks? What about carrots? Again Johnny says no, she says what about bananas? Johnny says "tell ya what, spell out "lad" in salad" she spells L A D, Johnny replies "spell "rot" in carrot" she spells R O T, Johnny says "now spell "fuck" in vegetables or fruits" she says "there is no fuck in vegetables or fruits" Johnny exclaims "thats what ive been trying to tell you!"
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."
So my mom sent a text saying, "I'm gonna need help carrying groceries when I get back." That was 3 months ago.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him wheres your mom and he cried. Why?
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed Thanks for coming
I’m a cashier at a grocery store, and when I’m bored I draw on my hands with pen, well this guy walks up to me and says “ you know I got mental illnesses from drawing on myself” and so without thinking I said “ well I’ve already got those so I think I’m fine.... 😳he looked concerned. Oops lol
Why do dwarfs work at tesco?Because every little helps!
My dad went to go get milk, he came back 7 years later and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk
what's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag ones plastic and dangerous to play with the other is to carry groceries.
Whats an asian's favorite food place. Answer:Petco
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin the bars...
Ariana Grande was in the store and when she pustest her groecy she said "Thank you, next"
My dad went for the milk but he left his wheelchair
I will be back, im gonna get milk..... Me:....
My wife (or husband) told me to get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I had just realized when I got home that I had picked 7-up
there are perks to bringing a emo to the grocery store you can get coupons by scanning their wrist
I saw a news ad on tv about a dad coming home after getting milk i said "ive never seen that one before"
