What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos? They both have barcodes
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it's perks.... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him wheres your mom and he cried. Why?
My dad went to go get milk, he came back 7 years later and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk
Why do dwarfs work at tesco?Because every little helps!
Whats an asian's favorite food place. Answer:Petco
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin the bars...
My wife (or husband) told me to get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I had just realized when I got home that I had picked 7-up
I saw a news ad on tv about a dad coming home after getting milk i said "ive never seen that one before"
My dad went for the milk but he left his wheelchair
I will be back, im gonna get milk..... Me:....
Ariana Grande was in the store and when she pustest her groecy she said "Thank you, next"
So Johnny was working at a deli, a woman walks up and asks, do you have any salad? Johnny says no, she asks? What about carrots? Again Johnny says no, she says what about bananas? Johnny says "tell ya what, spell out "lad" in salad" she spells L A D, Johnny replies "spell "rot" in carrot" she spells R O T, Johnny says "now spell "fuck" in vegetables or fruits" she says "there is no fuck in vegetables or fruits" Johnny exclaims "thats what ive been trying to tell you!"
WHat store has the most vegetables... A nursing home
I saw a disabled person in the super market they was at the vegetable isle
Why do orphans eat cerial without milk? Because thier dad never came home from the store.
Whats the difference between your dad and grocery shopping he didn't come back with the milk
Milk makes you tall right? Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk??
What store is the most public?
Publix!
