Grocery

Grocery Jokes

My dad went to go get milk, he came back 7 years later and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk

My wife (or husband) told me to get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I had just realized when I got home that I had picked 7-up

I saw a news ad on tv about a dad coming home after getting milk i said "ive never seen that one before"

So Johnny was working at a deli, a woman walks up and asks, do you have any salad? Johnny says no, she asks? What about carrots? Again Johnny says no, she says what about bananas? Johnny says "tell ya what, spell out "lad" in salad" she spells L A D, Johnny replies "spell "rot" in carrot" she spells R O T, Johnny says "now spell "fuck" in vegetables or fruits" she says "there is no fuck in vegetables or fruits" Johnny exclaims "thats what ive been trying to tell you!"

Milk makes you tall right? Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk??