Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Law Jokes
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why was the duck arrested?
Because it was caught selling quack.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!"
The man said, "Okay."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
Why should you always wear rubber?
So you don’t leave DNA evidence.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.
