Law jokes
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement.
My doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15. Problem solved!
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.