Law jokes

Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?

I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.

What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?

Fitting in.

Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.

Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?

Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.

If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

7 was a registered sex offender.

Why are all orphans criminals?

Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?

Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.

You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?

So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.

What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted :)

My doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15. Problem solved!

You just shot an unarmed man.

Well, he should have armed himself then.

Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:

Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"

Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?

Because he punched dumbos like you people!