I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
