Law jokes
The interviewer asked me if I had a criminal record when I was requesting Australian citizenship.
I replied, "No. Is that still required?"
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised to see that the news reported a school shooting there. I still don't know who snitched...
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day. I love being a hitman.
A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.
And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.
And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.
Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
I ate a man because he was dead!
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
In heaven, the Englishman is responsible for jokes, the Italian man for food, and the German man for law and order. In hell, the Englishman is responsible for food, the Italian man for law and order, and the German man for jokes.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.