Law jokes
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
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What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Why was the duck arrested?
Because it was caught selling quack.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?