Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
what do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs.... A QUACK HEAD!!!! My mom must be a duck then....
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
Probably the quack troop for me bc I will have the numbers say what you would choose in the comments
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
If chickens wake up when the Rooster crows, then when do ducks wake?
At the quack of dawn.
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
What do French ducks say? Quoi quoi.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling QUACK
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their Butt Quacks!
When did I wake up?
At the quack of dawn
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
why did the ducky get arrested
he got caught selling quack
why did the duck cross the roads to get to his quack dealer
why did the ducks go to jail
they sold quack
