Quack jokes
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
Probably the quack troop for me bc I will have the numbers say what you would choose in the comments
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
If chickens wake up when the rooster crows, then when do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
What do French ducks say?
Quoi quoi.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
When did I wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?