Quack jokes
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
When did I wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
If chickens wake up when the rooster crows, then when do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
What do French ducks say?
Quoi quoi.
Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt-quack.