Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt-quack.

When did I wake up?

At the quack of dawn

Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.

Why do ducks have feathers? To cover there butt quack

Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?

What a duck’s favorite thing to smoke?

Quack

Why did the duck get arrested? For selling QUACK

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What happens when you cross a pig and karate. A Porkchop

what do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs… A QUACK HEAD!!! My mom must be a duck then…

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? – “Quack, quack.”

what did the chicken say when he crossed the road

quack!

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