quack quack quack quack quack quack
what did the duck say to the drug dealer?
GIMME SOME OF THAT QUACK!
What do you call a white duck
A quacker
If chickens wake up when the Rooster crows, then when do ducks wake?
At the quack of dawn.
Where do duck poop out of? From their buttquack
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say quack quack.
What do French ducks say? Quoi quoi.
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling QUACK
What a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack
When did I wake up?
At the quack of dawn
What happens when you cross a pig and karate. A Porkchop
The butt quack one.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
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Lol dick I'm the dick and duck
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
what do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs.... A QUACK HEAD!!!! My mom must be a duck then....
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs... cus there quacks too small
Yo what quacking lacking?looking for a ducking good time?I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill.what happens flied upside down?it quacks up.
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
