Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt-quack.

What a duck’s favorite thing to smoke?


Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks

What happens when you cross a pig and karate. A Porkchop

Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?

why do ducks have feathers? so you don’t see their buttquack* (crack)

When did I wake up?

At the quack of dawn

Why did the duck get arrested? For selling QUACK

quack quack quack quack quack quack

Why dose a duck have tail feathers? To cover his butt-quack

This page could use more “butt quack” jokes.

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? – “Quack, quack.”

what do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs… A QUACK HEAD!!! My mom must be a duck then…

how do ducks fart out there butt quack


what did the chicken say when he crossed the road


The butt quack one.

I just wanted to say… These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I’m not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there’s a difference between having a joke and being plain rude. Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!