Quack

Quack Jokes

Duck

I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."

Duck

What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?

A quack head!

My mom must be a duck then...

Memes

Number

Probably the quack troop for me bc I will have the numbers say what you would choose in the comments

The image shows four panels with different ducks. The first panel features a duck with a stern look called "Dug." The second panel has a white duck called "Polar Duck." The third panel shows three ducks in trench coats and hats called "The Quack Troop." The last panel is a close-up of a duck's head called "Big Quack." Above the panels, it says, "One will protect you, the rest will attack you, choose wisely."

Duck

What did the duck say to the drug dealer?

Gimme some of that quack!

Duck

If chickens wake up when the rooster crows, then when do ducks wake up?

At the quack of dawn.

Duck

Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.

Duck

Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.