Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt-quack.

Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks

Why do ducks have feathers? To cover there butt quack

why do ducks have feathers? so you don’t see their buttquack* (crack)

What a duck’s favorite thing to smoke?

Quack

When did I wake up?

At the quack of dawn

Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?

Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.

Why dose a duck have tail feathers? To cover his butt-quack

Why did the duck get arrested? For selling QUACK

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What happens when you cross a pig and karate. A Porkchop

what do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs… A QUACK HEAD!!! My mom must be a duck then…

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? – “Quack, quack.”

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what did the chicken say when he crossed the road

quack!