1000+ Best Language Jokes - Page 75 - Worst Jokes Ever

Neighbor

Anonymous · 3 years ago

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

Spanish

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A cartoon of Sheen from Jimmy Neutron saying, "BUT MOM IT MEANS BLACK IN SPANISH".

Finger

Dish3rm3s_luvva9 · 25 days ago

A scene from Pirates of the Caribbean featuring Captain Jack Sparrow looking completely bewildered. Above the image, text reads: 'Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes have no toetips, yet you can tiptoe, but not tipfinger'.

Translation

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Against the backdrop of a large cathedral, text states, "Spanish is a beautiful language. You don't say 'I love you' in Spanish, you say 'yo quiero comer culo' which translates to 'you are the light of my life.' That's so beautiful."

Grammar

welcome to hell · 3 years ago

My brother: Is aren’t built of are and not or are and n’t??

A close-up of a cartoon character that looks like Buzz Lightyear with a thoughtful expression. Below the face is the text 'hmm'.

Wordplay

Anonymous · 2 years ago

The image contains the following text on a black background: "say eye", followed by an eye emoji, "spell map" followed by a map emoji, and "say ness".

N word

Blach66.1 · 2 years ago

A man with a shocked expression and hands on his head is shown below text that states that anyone can use the n-word if the goal is equality.

Reader

Anonymous · 2 years ago

The image shows text on a black background. The first line reads, "I got a dig bick.". The second line is, "You that read wrong." The third line says, "You read that wrong too."

Schedule

Rylee ੈ♡˳ · 3 years ago

proved em all wrong..

A table displaying a student's 2023-2024 school schedule with courses such as Career and College Exploration, Pre-Algebra, Advisory, Honors Science, Honors Language Arts, Honors United States History, Lunch, Technology Apps, Physical Education, Student Leadership, and Professional Communications.

English

~MACKEN~ · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. One person says they heard the other failed English. The second person responds with typos and grammatical errors like "who telled you?" and "it is unpossible," and "I sawed the result yesterday, I passed away," proving the first person's point. The conversation ends with an exchange of "Okay bye" and "Bye bye. God blast u...!!!"

Dwarf

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A four-panel image using screenshots from Star Wars. In the first panel an editor states that the plural of 'dwarf' is 'dwarfs' not 'dwarves'. The second panel shows Tolkien asking 'Are you threatening me?' The third panel shows the editor declaring 'The Dictionary will decide your fate.' Finally, the fourth panel shows Tolkien stating 'I wrote the Dictionary.'

Winnie the Pooh

Anonymous · 3 years ago

A meme featuring two images of Winnie the Pooh. The first image shows Winnie with a neutral expression next to the word "no". The second image shows Winnie in a tuxedo with a sly smile, next to the text: "I would like to imply that I will not adhere to thy henceforth vexingly dull-witted proposition."

Iceberg

R3Y · 1 year ago

WJE iceberg 2.0

The image is an iceberg diagram with several tiers. At the top, it lists 'Jokes,' 'Memes,' 'Community Guidelines,' and 'Mods.' The next level includes 'BP,' 'Matt,' 'Dagger,' 'SaH,' 'Anons,' 'Jake,' and 'School.' Further down, the layers show various people and controversies, like 'BP drama,' 'SW,' 'KMeet,' 'Jit & Lil AG,' 'Opal,' 'AG Family,' and 'WJE Crew & WJE Lounge.' The lowest levels mention incidents and names like 'A77,' 'Hacking incident,' and 'Dagger's face rev'. There are also small cartoon faces on the right side of the diagram with each descending level.

Word

D3athraptor · 3 years ago

Why this true though

A picture of Will Ferrell with text overlaying the image that reads "Sometimes, I use big words I don't always fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis."

Case

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Wikipedia article titled 'Enumclaw horse sex case.' The article details a 2005 incident where Kenneth D. Pinyan died from internal injuries after engaging in bestiality with a stallion. The article mentions other participants, James Michael Tait and Douglas Spink, and discusses the legal changes in Washington state prompted by the incident, including making bestiality a Class C felony. A map shows the location of Enumclaw, Washington State.

European

The Banana Guy · 2 years ago

The image shows two doge meme characters, one on the left labeled 'Europeans' and one on the right labeled 'Americans'. The European doge is muscular and says "I speak 4 languages and I'm currently learning a new one". The American doge is crying and says "Me is speaking 0.8 languages".

Insult

Wade · 2 years ago

Scary Terry

A cartoon character, Scary Terry, is shown mimicking the salt bae gesture. The text overlay on the image reads: "When u say 'bitch' at the end of an insult for maximum effect".

Word

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man smiles in two panels, the first with a raised index finger, and the second with a smirk. Above the first panel, the text says: "In Swedish, the word 'gråtrunka' means to cry while masturbating." Below the second panel, the text says: "The fact that they actually have a word for that is a real tear jerker."

Cat

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

Confused unga bunga

The image shows two panels with text above each image. The first panel shows a crying white cat and the text says "S[he] be[lie]ve[d]. 14 y old white girls:". The second panel shows a confused caveman with the text "Sbeve. 14 y old white girls:" and below the image says "(confused unga bunga)".

Pronunciation

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The text on the image says: POV: The average British person when you say tuesday and not 'chewsday'. Below the text, there is an image of a knight fighting another person in a wooded area.

Community talk

K!ttyy

itataly speaks italian? i deadass thought they speak english 😭

Grandma Acc

Hallo i'm New. Excuse me, when my Englisch is Bad. I'm from SW. Uhmmm... Bye

The Defector

Dear Sarah,

Your last comment was 3 days ago. You use your phone about 3-4 hours daily. You have a boyfriend, and possibly are in the field of medicine, although I can't be sure. You're right handed. (By "possibly" in the field of medicine I mean you don't seem to be in it yet, but you may be working towards it.) Ok, so you're definitely not in the field yet and are most likely in high school. You like horror, and y… Read more