French language jokes

A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".

Frère l'été ici!

If you understand, put it in chat.

A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.

Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.

Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)

Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).

Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...

Every time French people greet me, they say "banjo."

Nga, I don't got no fucking banjo.