French language jokes

A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".

Why do the French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

A German went to France for a holiday, and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."

And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up, and I'll see you on Monday.

After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.