Language jokes
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Verga.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
Bruh bruh the bruh run bruh stop bruh hi bruh.
Friend: Eric, spell mouse.
Eric: M O U S.
Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
"Baka Johnny, fat baka."
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
What did a cat say to the dog?
"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?
I’m thursty (Thursday).
Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
I need to speak to Water Sharky.