Language jokes
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
"Baka Johnny, fat baka."
What did a cat say to the dog?
"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
Memes
Friend: Eric, spell mouse.
Eric: M O U S.
Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
Bruh bruh the bruh run bruh stop bruh hi bruh.
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?
I’m thursty (Thursday).
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂
I need to speak to Water Sharky.
Orphan or like or-pan?
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
If you thought other puns were bad, wait till you sea mine.
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.
I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.
Biggest chungest coming home, bitches!