Language jokes
Friend: Eric, spell mouse.
Eric: M O U S.
Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.
What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?
I’m thursty (Thursday).
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
Memes
I need to speak to Water Sharky.
Orphan or like or-pan?
Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂
If you thought other puns were bad, wait till you sea mine.
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.
I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.
Biggest chungest coming home, bitches!
Little Johnny's father says if them boys say another bad word, I'm going to whoop them, and Little Johnny's brother says, "I'd like some fucking food," and he whooped him, and Little Johnny says, "He would. I'd like some food. At least I didn't—I'd like some fucking food. Bye."
Yo mama so fat, she said the N-word!
Ma name is Bendover.
Let me tell you a pun. Never mind, it's tearable.
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.