Language jokes
What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?
A: Hole-y shit!
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? "Smiles," because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.
A pun enters the room and kills ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."
The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"
"Nein," said the old man.
"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
It was pornography class, and there was a break.
Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says...
Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!
Adult 1: How about I say my ABC's?
Teacher: Go ahead, I guess...
Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: Where's the D?
Adult 2: Inside me...
Why is the B so cool? Because it’s in between A and C.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
You know what’s odd?
Every other number.
"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores."
Hitler: "Mine less, then."
Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER!"
Hitler looks over: "Yes?"