Language jokes

What did a cat say to the dog?

"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"

"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."

Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.

Friend: Eric, spell mouse.

Eric: M O U S.

Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?

Bruh bruh the bruh run bruh stop bruh hi bruh.

Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"

Past, present, and future walked into a bar... things got tense :). Pls send help, yet once again :).

JAJAJA

Yahahlmsyw.

That stand for:

You are has a whole, let me show you why.

Verga.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.

What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?

I’m thursty (Thursday).

Orphan or like or-pan?

You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!

I need to speak to Water Sharky.

If you thought other puns were bad, wait till you sea mine.

You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?

Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂

Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.

Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.