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@glitchywillow

//She//her// b-day march 11th! 13 turning 14 in ^ i go by willow! ...α΅’ β‚œβ‚•α΅’β‚™β‚– α΅’'β‚˜ β‚œβ‚’β‚’ β‚˜α΅€cβ‚•.. α΄΅ ʰᡃᡗᡉ ᡐʸ˒ᡉˑᢠ, ⁱ ʰᡃᡗᡉ ᡐʸ α΅‡α΅’α΅ˆΚΈ, ⁱ ʰᡃᡗᡉ Κ°α΅’Κ· ⁱ α΅ƒαΆœα΅—... i wish i could block ppl- I recommend my online family and Irl friends so don't ask me to be recommended on my page and i don't fucking care if you recommend me on your page α΄΅ α΅ˆα΅’βΏ'α΅— ʷᡃⁿᡗ α΅—α΅’ ᡇᡉ ʰᡉʳᡉ ᡃⁿʸᡐᡒʳᡉ... i want @uk to ban @sweetcandycanecatt ❀️🧑🀍🩷🩷 I loveee fnaf!! Has a big crush on someone irl I like to rp on a different site! i try to be on but if not then fucking school or i'm hanging out with my roblox friendd ⁱ α΅ˆα΅’βΏ'α΅— α΅ˆα΅‰Λ’α΅‰Κ³α΅›α΅‰ ᡃⁿʸᡒⁿᡉ friendos + Online family: @swaggerjagger (milo)(Irl friendo + Online sister) @t (charlie)(Momma :D) @widejrkof (rose)(Momma :D) @vaxi (vaxi)(online sister) @angel777bree (auntie bree or bree)(online aunt) @soph (soph)(irl Friend)
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Divorce

    • Why did I get a divorce, you ask? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't get me a present and didn't even wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my co-workers didn't wish me a happy birthday.

    As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" That moment, I felt so special. She then asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?"

    "Okay," I said.

    She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, and my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.

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