Language jokes
Ass.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
Memes
proved em all wrong..
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra!
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
What can't an orphan spell?
Home.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
Hoe?
Spell "I cup."
Does this sentence make any sense?
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What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.
Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Key.
Key who?
Key moo.
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.