Language jokes
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra!
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
Memes
Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.
Spell "I cup."
Does this sentence make any sense?
Hoe?
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
What can't an orphan spell?
Home.
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What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Key.
Key who?
Key moo.
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
Succcccc.
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!