Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Key.
Key who?
Key moo.
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"P,u!"
"P,u who?"
"P,u, you smell like shit!"
What can't an orphan spell?
Home.
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra!
I'm Clueless.
By M. T. Head.
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar... things got tense :). Pls send help, yet once again :).
Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness
Fuck u!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
Friend: Eric, spell mouse.
Eric: M O U S.
Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
Verga.
JAJAJA
Bruh bruh the bruh run bruh stop bruh hi bruh.
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
