Language jokes
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
Your mama.
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
I'm Clueless.
By M. T. Head.
Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"P,u!"
"P,u who?"
"P,u, you smell like shit!"
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
Ass.
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
Succcccc.