Language jokes
Does this sentence make any sense?
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
What can't an orphan spell?
Home.
I'm Clueless.
By M. T. Head.
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Hoe?
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
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Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Key.
Key who?
Key moo.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
Ass.