Language jokes
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Memes
Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra!
Past, present, and future walked into a bar... things got tense :). Pls send help, yet once again :).
Succcccc.
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"P,u!"
"P,u who?"
"P,u, you smell like shit!"
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!