Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
Language Jokes
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra!
Past, present, and future walked into a bar... things got tense :). Pls send help, yet once again :).
Succcccc.
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"P,u!"
"P,u who?"
"P,u, you smell like shit!"
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
I'm Clueless.
By M. T. Head.
Fuck u!
