Language jokes
What starts with M, ends with arriage, and is every guy's favorite thing? Miscarriage.
That one never gets old, just like the baby.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German!
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
Dick.
Say "invented" without the first "n".
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
What do French ducks say?
Quoi quoi.
If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?
European.
What are you on your way to the bathroom?
Russian.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?” Why can’t he just speak plain English?
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!