Language jokes
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
Your mama.
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
Spell "I cup."
Does this sentence make any sense?
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra!
Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"P,u!"
"P,u who?"
"P,u, you smell like shit!"
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
I'm Clueless.
By M. T. Head.
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Hoe?
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
What can't an orphan spell?
Home.
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What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.