Language jokes
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Does this sentence make any sense?
Spell "I cup."
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
What can't an orphan spell?
Home.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Hoe?
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Key.
Key who?
Key moo.
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra!
Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.
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When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
Fuck u!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar... things got tense :). Pls send help, yet once again :).