Language jokes
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Key.
Key who?
Key moo.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
Ass.
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
Succcccc.
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
Fuck u!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar... things got tense :). Pls send help, yet once again :).
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.