Language jokes
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Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"P,u!"
"P,u who?"
"P,u, you smell like shit!"
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra!
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
Fuck u!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
"Baka Johnny, fat baka."
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!