Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
Language Jokes
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
"Baka Johnny, fat baka."
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
What did a cat say to the dog?
"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
Verga.
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
JAJAJA
Bruh bruh the bruh run bruh stop bruh hi bruh.
Friend: Eric, spell mouse.
Eric: M O U S.
Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.
What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?
I’m thursty (Thursday).
