"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
What did a cat say to the dog?
"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
"Baka Johnny, fat baka."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?
I’m thursty (Thursday).
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
Biggest chungest coming home, bitches!
I need to speak to Water Sharky.
Orphan or like or-pan?
If you thought other puns were bad, wait till you sea mine.
