Language jokes
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
I'm Clueless.
By M. T. Head.
Memes
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Fuck u!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar... things got tense :). Pls send help, yet once again :).
Friend: Eric, spell mouse.
Eric: M O U S.
Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
JAJAJA
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
Verga.
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".