Language jokes
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
Memes
Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
I'm Clueless.
By M. T. Head.
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Fuck u!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
JAJAJA
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
Verga.
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".