Language jokes
Succcccc.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"P,u!"
"P,u who?"
"P,u, you smell like shit!"
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
Memes
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
Fuck u!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
"Baka Johnny, fat baka."
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
What did a cat say to the dog?
"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"