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German Memes

Son

Sry but i had to do this

The image shows two panels. In the first panel, Winnie the Pooh is sitting in a chair looking snooty with the text "Could you please speak German?". In the second panel, Winnie the Pooh is wearing a tuxedo with a smug expression, and the text is "Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn!!!"

Word

uNGeHeUEr

The text on the image explains that the German word "Ungeheuer" can mean both "monster" and "very". The text gives an example of a German sentence that can mean "This shirt suits you very well." or "This shirt suits you well, you monster." depending on the interpretation.

Color

The image shows the German flag with the colors black, red, and yellow, and a key to the right of it that states: black work, red work, yellow work and blue humor.

Language

A chart comparing German and English. The German words 'du', 'dich', 'dir', 'Sie', 'Ihnen', 'ihr', and 'euch' are listed next to the English word 'you'. On the left side is the rage face, on the right side the troll face.

Password

Friends who can't speak german always ask why my passwort is 19275716817...

The image shows a person's face, overlaid with a table containing chemical elements and their atomic weights, as they appear in the periodic table.

Elf

The image shows three panels with text to the left and an image to the right. The top panel is labeled "Elf in Hollywood" and shows an image of a blonde woman with pointy ears. The middle panel is labeled "Elf in anime" and shows a green-haired anime character. The bottom panel is labeled "Elf in German" and shows the number 11.

Way

An illustration of a red fire engine with two people standing near it. The text below in German says: "Das Hilfeleistungslöschgruppenfahrzeug der Feuerwehr. Es transportiert Feuerwehrleute, Leitern, Werkzeuge, Schläu."

Tiger

A four-panel image comparing different types of tigers. The first three panels show a Bengal tiger, an Indo-Chinese tiger, and a Siberian tiger, each with a photo of the animal. The fourth panel shows a German Tiger tank, with the text "German Tiger".

Sibling

My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.

The image is a screenshot of an online information panel about Adolf Hitler. It includes a brief biography and some personal details such as his parents and siblings.

Beer

The image shows a man with a German hat and a German flag painted on his cheek looking stressed. Next to him is Angela Merkel smiling. The text on the image reads, "When you're german and haven't had a beer in the last 5 minutes."

Toaster

It's even better when they get charged by a 19 yo with a funny boom boom stick

The image is split into two panels, both showing a black cat. The top panel shows the cat looking up and to the left with wide eyes. The bottom panel shows a closer view of the cat's face, its eyes even wider, and the text "OH NO" below it. Above these panels is text that reads "Germans in WW1 watching as a giant toaster with guns is slowly approaching them."

Slur

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A person with cat ear filter is smiling. There are two small white hearts on the left and right side of the chin. The text on the image says "A Notsee".

Dog

A Bernese Mountain Dog is biting a German stick grenade. The grenade has German text on the side.

Combat

Black and white image with Spongebob and Sandy dressed up like soldiers from World War I. Sandy is on the left, and Spongebob is on the right. The image is captioned: "A German and American soldier engaged in hand to hand combat during World War 1 in the trenches. "No man's land", circa 1917."

Cold War

The image shows Squidward on one side of a brick wall and Spongebob on the other side. Below the image it says: "Two Germans (Eastern and Western) attempt communication across the Berlin Wall. (May 13, 1963) (re-colorized)".

Meme

WJE iceberg

The image is an iceberg chart labeled "WJE iceberg". The tip of the iceberg lists common terms and topics like "jokes," "memes," "community," and "account creation." As the iceberg descends, the topics become increasingly obscure and niche, referencing specific events, controversies, and in-jokes within the WJE online community. Some of the topics listed include specific users, dramas, and content associated with WJE.

Minecraft

An image from the game Minecraft shows a structure built with dark blocks. The text on the image says "minecraft but in german version".