Kitchen Jokes

i was going to make alligator last night but i noticed i only have a crockpot🤣

Where can white people cook better than Black people? On Father’s Day

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."

I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.

Because obviously she doesn’t listen

Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?” Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!” Chef: “Why thank you.” Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!” Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”

My wife went to make a cake the recipe said separate two eggs so she put one egg in the living room

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what is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender

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if WW3 starts i do infact belong in the kitchen

Chiefs is an Eggcellent cook

Want to know how you make any salad into a ceasar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.

What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents? They cry... They scream.. with joy "Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents" Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didnt live to tell the tail...

One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.

She asked me, "What are you doing?"

I replied "I'm making a pink yeti."

She asked "What does that mean?"

I said "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."

My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!