Why do an emos parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut them selves
if WW3 starts i do infact belong in the kitchen
Chiefs is an Eggcellent cook
What's common between a feminist and a knife? They both stay in the kitchen.
hey modda, I'm hungry
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife, what she was doing, she said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle, it's supposed to be a tiger but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "honey those are frosted flakes."
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
bitch wanna make me a sandwich?
Why can't Orphans bake? The don't have milk
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.
What do you call a flat emo?
a cutting board
When you put the chicken in the oven and it goes down and the oven explodes oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass and all goes back
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teens wrist have in common They both have cutting marks
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS
How do you know when a rapper's been in the KITCHEN?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, HEAT IT UP, fam"
My grandma said, hey you want a butter finger cause I do. Me:grandpas in the kitchen if you want a finger.
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
