My doctor said I could have up to 20 units a week. But now I've eaten half of my kitchen.
Doctor's Dosage
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This ain't rocket science. The chucklehead's doctor gave him the green light for "20 units" of booze, but the dummy took it to mean chowin' down on kitchen cabinets and countertops! I bet you also believe that the earth is flat!
Gwen
HAHAHA! You are so hillarious!!! lol