Doctor's Dosage

  • My doctor said I could have up to 20 units a week. But now I've eaten half of my kitchen.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup! This ain't rocket science. The chucklehead's doctor gave him the green light for "20 units" of booze, but the dummy took it to mean chowin' down on kitchen cabinets and countertops! I bet you also believe that the earth is flat!

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  • HAHAHA! You are so hillarious!!! lol

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