A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife, what she was doing, she said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle, it's supposed to be a tiger but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "honey those are frosted flakes."
A blind man went to a restaurant.
menu sir? asked the owner. I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order. The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork, and returned to the blind man. The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath, yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables. Unbelievable, thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. Two weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to know how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part which she did. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, oh interesting! I never knew Brenda works here!
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
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bitch wanna make me a sandwich?
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Why can't Orphans bake? The don't have milk
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.
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What do you call a flat emo?
a cutting board
When you put the chicken in the oven and it goes down and the oven explodes oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass and all goes back
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teens wrist have in common They both have cutting marks
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
There's a one story house everything's yellow even the kitchen living room and bedrooms what colour is the stairs
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street. A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
My grandma said, hey you want a butter finger cause I do. Me:grandpas in the kitchen if you want a finger.
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, HEAT IT UP, fam"
How do you know when a rapper's been in the KITCHEN?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
