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BellaTrix

The image shows two side-by-side portraits of Donald Trump with different skin tones. On the left, his skin is a pale color, and text below reads, "Tupperware when it's new." On the right, his skin is more orange, and the text below reads, "Tupperware after storing spaghetti in it once."

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Yes

The image shows the text: "Me: walks over to the kitchen to drink something. The person who pushed my wheelchair for 18 years:". Below the text there is a close-up of Shaggy with a concerned expression.

😝 SWEET B*TCH😝

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A black and white dog with wide eyes is standing with text overlayed on top: "NO, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR PILLS.... BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE DRAGONS IN THE KITCHEN?"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a floor plan of a house. The top part includes a bedroom, kitchen, and bath. The bottom part is labeled "Forklift battle arena". The text above the top part reads "dream house".

Cocel 😮💨

A character from Scooby-Doo looks perplexed. The text above says: "Me: walks over to the kitchen to drink something. The person who pushed my wheelchair for 18 years:".

Heroin Monkey

Me walking down to the
family dinner pretending
that I didn't just yell
racial slurs to a 10yo
over a game:
*GO DOWNSTAIRS TO KITCHEN
@sigma_gorilla

M3ME G0D

A scene from Spongebob Squarepants with Mr. Krabs standing in front of the Krusty Krab which is on fire. The text overlay reads: "stop letting him cook."

Wade

The image shows a split-panel view. On top is a pot of spaghetti on a stove with flames shooting up from it. Below is the 'stonks' meme character, dressed as a chef with folded arms and a text saying 'shef'.

ohio_armpit

A man stands in a puddle, as a car drives through it creating a large splash. Text overlays the image. The man is labeled "me washing dishes" and the car is labeled "a spoon".

DADDY sus aka the king

hi

The image shows a text overlay on top of an image of the character Shaggy from the cartoon Scooby-Doo. The text says, "Me: walks over to the kitchen to drink something. The person who pushed my wheelchair for 18 years:". Shaggy has a surprised expression.

Nintendo Fan

A kitchen with a counter top, a stove, cooking pots, cups, and a knife rack with many knives. The text on the image reads: "The secret to a clean kitchen is simple. Don't cook, ever."

Yuri

Relatable 🗿🗣️🔥

The image shows a dark, blurry bear with wide, staring eyes. Text above and below the bear reads: "I JUST SHAT MY PANTS IN THE DEEP FRYER."

MEME LORD

A close-up photo of the blade attachment of a kitchen gadget, with the text "what kinda dildo is this bro" overlaid on it.

Jazzy💕

I be ready like come on mfs

A gray cat stands holding a book and a cross. Text says: "After watching horror movie and you hear spoon fall down in the kitchen. Satan is that you?!"

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ChEesE

A dark, blurry image of a creepy, orc-like face. The text says: "The cheese I spilled in the bottom of my oven watching me bake more stuff instead of cleaning it out."

Chri5

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A man with long hair looks off to the side with text overlayed on the image stating: "THE IDEA THAT WOMEN ONLY BELONG IN THE KITCHEN IS OFFENSIVE. THE REST OF THE HOUSE NEEDS TO BE CLEANED TOO!"

TechPriestGotDrip

Oh a toaster for a PC? how unsanitary

A photo of a kitchen counter with a toaster on fire. The text says "Simple effect: 'plays' My PC:".

Adolf kitler

A black cat with a white paw print on its back lies on a wooden floor. The text says: "Cat wandered into kitchen where my daughter was baking, and now apparently he's taking the Hobbits to Isengard."

Heroin Monkey

A vintage book cover shows a man in a pink shirt standing in a kitchen, looking back over his shoulder with a shocked expression, while a woman in a yellow blouse and green skirt looks at him with an angry expression. The text on the cover reads: "THE SUSPICIOUS HOLE IN THE MAYONAISE" and there is a text bubble that says, "WHAT THE FUCK, BRIAN!"

Anonymous

TOMIC Da
Just now
Listen here you toe-eyed
cabbage, i wasnt born into this
world so your fat ass could
choke out low level insults at
me. I hope you stub your toe in
the dark and have to crawl
around your bedroom at
3:47am in horrific pain after
going to the kitchen for a
midnight snack of cheese and
crackers you absolute gormless
minger
sorry

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