Kid jokes

The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.

He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.

I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.

What's a game a paraplegic kid can't play?

Hopscotch.

“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.

“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.

The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.

An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.

Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."

How do terrorists feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"

What did an Arab say to feed his kid?

'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'

What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.

How does a terrorist feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane."

What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"

Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!

Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.

Why was the rapper always late?

Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.

What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.

What's a pedo's favorite snack?

Sour Patch Kids.

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