Kid jokes
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. đ
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you canât dislike what you have never seen.
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
Memes
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, âWhy is he putting his arm in the air?â The historian said, âIndicators on cars didnât exist back then so heâs probably saying take the Third Reich!â
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL â
Kid 1: Do you know Candace?
Kid 2: Candace who?
Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."