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The Family Hospital

J
JokeOfTheOrphans
6 months ago
  • An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.

    Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."

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    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, tiny-brain. It's a Family Hospital. The kid is an orphan, meaning he has no family. No family, no entry. You're so slow you would probably lose a race to a tree. It's basic logic.

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