Exorcism jokes
What’s the opposite of an exorcism?
It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
What’s a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.
Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.
And an exorcism.
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TERRORIST. ABSOLUTELY NOT. ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY NOT. WHY IN 7 FUCKING SHADES OF SHIT WERE YOU LISTENING TO TRAIN WRECK. TRAIN WRECK. ARE YOU EMO NOW? DID NATANYA CURSE YOU? DO I HAVE TO PREFORM A EXORCISM ON YOU? DO I HAVE TO GET MME HOOGSTEEN TO SIT ON YOU? DO I?? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO TRAIN WRECK. WHAT. DO I HAVE TO GET THE WHOLE ENITRE POPULATION OF ITALY TO INVADE UR MF HOUSE? BC IT WILL HAPPEN IF I SEE THAT SHIT AGAIN