Exorcism jokes
What’s the opposite of an exorcism?
It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
When the priest said, "Be gone from this boy, demon!" the demon replied, "And you get out of the boy!"
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.
You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.
And an exorcism.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
What’s a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
Community talk
TERRORIST. ABSOLUTELY NOT. ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY NOT. WHY IN 7 FUCKING SHADES OF SHIT WERE YOU LISTENING TO TRAIN WRECK. TRAIN WRECK. ARE YOU EMO NOW? DID NATANYA CURSE YOU? DO I HAVE TO PREFORM A EXORCISM ON YOU? DO I HAVE TO GET MME HOOGSTEEN TO SIT ON YOU? DO I?? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO TRAIN WRECK. WHAT. DO I HAVE TO GET THE WHOLE ENITRE POPULATION OF ITALY TO INVADE UR MF HOUSE? BC IT WILL HAPPEN IF I SEE THAT SHIT AGAIN