Exorcism jokes

What’s the opposite of an exorcism?

It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.

What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.

What’s a reverse exorcism?

It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.

What is a reverse exorcism?

It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.

Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.

Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.

What do you call a reverse exorcism?

It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.

When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.

When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.

Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?

It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.

You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.

And an exorcism.