Exorcism jokes

What’s the opposite of an exorcism?

It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.

What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.

When the priest said, "Be gone from this boy, demon!" the demon replied, "And you get out of the boy!"

What’s a reverse exorcism?

It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.

What is a reverse exorcism?

It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.

Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.

Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.

What do you call a reverse exorcism?

It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.

When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.

When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.

Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?

It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.

You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.

And an exorcism.

Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.

I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."

I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"