Kid jokes

Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?

Who can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some are still in the air.

What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.

Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?

Nerd: Because they're marsupials.

Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."

Orphan: "Who's there?"

Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."

A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.

Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"

Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*

Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.

There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"

In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."

Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.

Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.

Kid: You hop to.

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.

Why can't orphan kids play baseball?

'Cause they can't find home.

Orphan: I want to kill my parents.

Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.