Kid jokes
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"