Kid jokes

Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*

Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."

Orphan: "Who's there?"

Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."

This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.

In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."

Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?

Are you kidding me?!?

There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"

Why can't orphan kids play baseball?

'Cause they can't find home.

Why was the kid sad?

He was adopted.

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.

What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?

I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Orphan: I want to kill my parents.

Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.

Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.

Kid: You hop to.

Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.

If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”

What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.

How do you surprise a blind kid?

Put a plunger in the toilet.

How do you win an argument against an emo kid?

Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.

What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?

An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.