Kid jokes
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.