Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
