Kid jokes
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Kid 1: Do you know Candace?
Kid 2: Candace who?
Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................