Kid jokes
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."