Kid jokes
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.