Kid jokes

What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.

Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.

Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.

The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."

Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?

Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.

When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.

What is a fun game for an emo kid?

Tug-o-war with a tree.

Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.

The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.

Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"

The kid replied, "I'm not sad."

Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

What's an emo kid's favorite movie?

Suicide Squad.

This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.

Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"

Shooter: "Oops."

Yesterday I had a party.

I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.

I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!

Parent: Have you seen your sister?

Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.

My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.

Kid: Dad, where do you work?

Dad: I.C.U.P.

Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.

August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.

Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."

A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."