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Verizon's Family Plan

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Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: Why?

Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.

Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.

Man: Why?

Kid: I'm an orphan.

Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!

(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, dummy. The joke is that Verizon has family plans, and since orphans don't have families, they can't use those plans. The kid in the joke realizes he's an orphan and needs to switch to Verizon for the same reason. You are so dumb that you probably donate money to Andrew Tate.

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Nobody’s is going to say that you piece of trash

Teenage Okapi

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