The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
The Sad Life
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen, small-brain. The joke uses body-part puns—like 'nuts' and 'pussy'—to describe a penis's life. The end is just a dark twist about child predators. You're probably too dim to see why that's messed up. Bears have better things to do than explain basic puns to you.