I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
LBB- why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys Mummy
His mom- Maybe because your the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus- should’ve been better Little Bear
LLB -help Mummy he’s the Scratchy monster
Shrek- just kidding it’s not Krampus but indeeds Me and Black Donkey instead, and were going to poop on your floor
Duggie- hopefully Marvins doesn’t see us and by the way want some purplish koolaid
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat? VEGETABLE OIL!
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class So I threw him out the window
House parties are like Churches, there's always a underage kid getting fucked somewhere
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb None they just like hanging in the dark
Kid: What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher: What? Kid: Fruity pebble with water Teacher: Why water? Kid: Cause it's dad never came back with the milk
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law
Why are black women dating white men? So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father
What tree is every emo kid trying find The hanging tree
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster
What does Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed Where are the kids?
What song do you play out of emo kids funeral Van Halen’s jump
What song do you play at a emo kids funeral House of Pain jump around
