New Kid Jokes

I don't think it's a good idea for AISH workers to date each other.

If there's ever a shooting at one of those offices, the kid would lose both parents.

I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!

Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.

Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?

A. A mixed vegetable.

When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.

She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.

I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!

Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.

Why can't fat kids change a tire?

They would eat the donut.

If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?

Remember kids.

Killing an AISH worker is a victimless crime.

What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?

A human chandelier.

I arrived at work and saw a kid crying. I walked up to the kid and asked, "Hey, where are your parents?" and the kid just cried more. God, I love working at an orphanage.

It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.

Why?

Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."

Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.

Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?

Because no one’s looking for them.

I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”