Kid jokes
What's a game a paraplegic kid can't play?
Hopscotch.
Kid: "LOOK OUT! A KILLER BEE!!!"
(B)
OKAY.
I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.
So, this kid told me what high school he was going to and asked me if I thought he would make it in.
I said, "No, they don't have double doors."
What do you call something that eats kids?
An upset mother.
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
Autistic kids are like cats. Prove me wrong.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.
“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"