Joke jokes

Funny jokes are like kids with autism.

They have special needs to make them.

Why did the toilet paper cross the road?

To wipe the chicken's ass!

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

Why did the two balls cross the road?

To get to the penis!

Sorry, too rude?

So my friend and I went camping at a Cold Lake Campground and he jumped into it without any warning, and so I asked him, "Wat-er you doing?"

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What’s big, red, and eats rocks?

A big, red, rock eater.

Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...

A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."

(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Answer: cancer.

I'm gay, lol.

What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?

They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.

Uh!!!

What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

I had a friend who got shot in the head.

Guess you could say he was...

Blown Away!

Dark humor is like food:

Not everyone gets it.

Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.

I can't think of any jokes.

What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?

Dial-ISIS!

What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?

7/11