Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
Joke Jokes
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
Rangers are a joke.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
