Joke jokes
Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!