Joke jokes
The joke is u.
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...
Then it hit me!
My mom said, "You are in big trouble!"
I said, "Are you going to punish me?"
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.