Joke jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Kid #1: You're adopted.
Kid #2: At least they wanted me.
Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.
Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:
You) I 1 poopoo
(Them) I 2 poopoo
(You) I 3 poopoo
(Them) I 4 poopoo
(You) I 5 poopoo
(Them) I 6 poopoo
(You) I 7 poopoo
(Them) I 8 poopoo
And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”