So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Joke Jokes
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
