Joke jokes
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
What does "bitch" mean?
Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
Kid #1: You're adopted.
Kid #2: At least they wanted me.
Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Why are carpenters never horny after work?
Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.
People are still scratching their heads over it.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.