Joke

Joke jokes

Food

Dark humor is like food:

Not everyone gets it.

Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.

Mosquito

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

One stops sucking when you slap it.

Deer

What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?

Anything you want—he can’t hear you.

Orphanage

What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?

People actually want stuff in a supermarket.

Meat

Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?

Girlfriend

What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?

One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.

Dog

So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.

Jumper

What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?

Their ankles.

Peter Pan

I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.

Now for my joke...

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he never lands.

Cannibal

What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Orphan

I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"

"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.