My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.
Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.
Listen up, buttercup. So, the kid tries to make his dad happy by saying the Cowboys will win, which is like saying pigs will fly, especially if the dad likes football. But the mom only pays up when the kid compliments the mailman. Get it? It's 'cause the mailman is probably doing the mom, and she feels guilty, ya dingus.
Republicunt
Mom's a whore