Joke jokes
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
I'll turn ya nan into bonemeal.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
What did the letter A say to the letter B?
"Z" you later.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.