Joke jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.
I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked at me surprised.
(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)
A father is talking to his three kids.
Kid 1: Why is my name Rose?
Dad: Because when you were a kid, a rose fell on your head.
Kid 2: Why is my name Lily?
Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby.
Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh!
Dad: Oh hey, Brick.
A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus. The bartender says, "Don't you mean a Martini?" The Roman then says, "Look, if I want a double, I'll ask for one."
What would you call four Mexicans drowning in a lake?
*Answer: Quatro Cinco*
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend.
Her boyfriend said "Hi."
I said, "Knife to meet you!"
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans