Joke jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
My friend: What are you doing?
Me: I'm making holy water.
My friend: How?
Me: I'm boiling the hell out of it.
If sex with three people is called a "threesome" and sex with two people is called a "twosome," then I know why people call you handsome!
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"
You guys wanna hear a joke?
My LOVE LIFE.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
I'll turn ya nan into bonemeal.
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)