Joke jokes
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
You guys wanna hear a joke?
My LOVE LIFE.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
What did the letter A say to the letter B?
"Z" you later.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: We’re a twig. We’re breaking up.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
I'll turn ya nan into bonemeal.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.