Joke jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
Rangers are a joke.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.