Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
Joke Jokes
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?
There is sperm on the screen.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.
How to make holy water:
1. Grab a pot.
2. Put water in it.
3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.
4. Boil the hell out of it.
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
