I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Joke Jokes
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
