Joke

Joke jokes

Rape

My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?

Kid

What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?

Autistemist Prime.

Kilometer

I sexually identify as kilometers per second.

Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).

Pants

Is that a mirror in your pocket?

'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

Friend

I had a friend who got shot in the head.

Guess you could say he was...

Blown Away!

Marriage

What’s the difference between rape and marriage?

With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.

Food

Dark humor is like food:

Not everyone gets it.

Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.

Mosquito

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

One stops sucking when you slap it.