Joke jokes
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
'Cause I can see myself in your pants.
My joke is:
My life.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
That is not a joke hahahahhaha.
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.