Joke jokes
I'm gay, lol.
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.
Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch cold.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
What do 9/10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.
That's a big word for a 6 year old!
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
'Cause I can see myself in your pants.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11