Joke jokes
Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
What do 9/10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
'Cause I can see myself in your pants.
What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch cold.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and thatβs saying something.
Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!