Joke jokes

Rangers are a joke.

When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣

A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.

What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?

You can pop their head off.

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?

If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?

Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.

How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?

It never gets old.

Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.

Why are orphans sad?

Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.

What do you call a guy with a long chin?

Chino-Chinese

I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?

Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.

What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?

It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.

..., I'm gay.

A. No

B. Maybe

C. Leave blank

D. Yes

Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.

When someone calls you gay, say:

"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"

A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.

A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"

What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels.

What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.