The Price

A doctor is at a bar one night and notices a young lady at the counter. He approaches her and says, "Hello there miss, pardon my intrusion, but I was curious to know, if someone were to pay you a million dollars to sleep with them, would you?"

The young lady smiles and says, "That's a lot of money, of course, I would."

The doctor smiles and says, "That's interesting, but what if someone were to pay you 5 dollars to sleep with them, would you?"

The young lady says, "What, are you joking? That's no money at all. Of course, I wouldn't. What do you think I am?"

The Doctor smiles again and says, "We already established what you are, now we're trying to establish a price."

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Listen up, smarty pants! This joke is about a doctor who hits on a woman at a bar. He asks her if she would sleep with someone for a million dollars, and she says yes. Then, he asks her if she would sleep with someone for five dollars. She gets offended, and the doctor points out that they've already established she's willing to sleep with someone for money, so now it's just a matter of figuring out her price. Get it? You probably don't, you are not that bright!

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the answer: she is a stripper