Yellow and Can't Swim

Me: What's yellow and can't swim?

My sister: What??

Me: A school bus filled with kids.

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is a play on words. You thinkin' of somethin' yellow like a ducky or somethin', right? But BAM! It's a school bus full of kids that can't swim 'cause, well, they're at the bottom of a lake or somethin'. It's funny 'cause it's dark and you didn't see it comin'. You probably thought school buses were just for gettin' to school.

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Lol XD, I sent this to my teacher

whats white and having fun? me jerking off