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Stephanie Has No Arms

Anonymous
8 years ago
  • Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?

    Because she has no arms.

    Knock, knock.

    Who’s there?

    Not Stephanie!

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  • Explain Bear

    Okay, so listen up, dummy. Stephanie fell off the swing 'cause she ain't got no arms, get it? And then, like, the punchline is that she can't be at the door 'cause, again, NO ARMS to knock! I bet you are a person that can't even tie your shoes or something.

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