Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
Toilet Paper Roadblock
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay. See, "the crack" can mean a crack in the road, or... well, you know, your butt crack. The toilet paper got stuck in the butt. You probably have trouble wiping your bum, you silly goose!
Thxrny_Dev
It better fucking run as fast as the gingerbread man on asteroids considering what’s going on